MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 6 “Ator, the Fighting Eagle” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- If Cave Dwellers (AKA Ator, the Invincible) taught us anything, it’s that nothing much matters in an Ator film. He can beat John Saxon bearing two swords or none. He can defeat giantContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 5 “Killer Fish” Available on Netflix GRADE: C+ A bunch of thieves steal jewels and then dump the loot into a lake to collect 2 months later after the fuzz gives up their search. To make sure nobody within the crew double-crosses eachContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 4 “The Day Time Ended” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- WARNING: This review contains spoilers about a surprise guest star. If you don’t want to have this spoiled for you, leave now. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. From producer Charles Band comes…whatever theContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 3 “Lords of the Deep” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ Lords of the Deep was one of about a half dozen “underwater adventure” movies that came out at virtually the same time. The series of films saw either saw human beings plagued byContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 2 “Atlantic Rim” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ The Asylum is clearly trolling. They’ve taken hits for their trolling. Yet, they have a following. These are the guys who produced all the Sharknado films we’ve come to know and…accept, I guess. They’ve alsoContinue Reading