MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 6 “Ator, the Fighting Eagle” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- If Cave Dwellers (AKA Ator, the Invincible) taught us anything, it’s that nothing much matters in an Ator film. He can beat John Saxon bearing two swords or none. He can defeat giantContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 5 “Killer Fish” Available on Netflix GRADE: C+ A bunch of thieves steal jewels and then dump the loot into a lake to collect 2 months later after the fuzz gives up their search. To make sure nobody within the crew double-crosses eachContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 4 “The Day Time Ended” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- WARNING: This review contains spoilers about a surprise guest star. If you don’t want to have this spoiled for you, leave now. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. From producer Charles Band comes…whatever theContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 3 “Lords of the Deep” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ Lords of the Deep was one of about a half dozen “underwater adventure” movies that came out at virtually the same time. The series of films saw either saw human beings plagued byContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 2 “Atlantic Rim” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ The Asylum is clearly trolling. They’ve taken hits for their trolling. Yet, they have a following. These are the guys who produced all the Sharknado films we’ve come to know and…accept, I guess. They’ve alsoContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 12, Episode 1 “Mac and Me” Available on Netflix GRADE: A When Mystery Science Theater 3000 returned with 14 new episodes in 2017, fans were overjoyed but cautious. Even with the words, “THE RETURN” tacked on to the title of the show, was it trulyContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 9 “Yongary” Available on Netflix GRADE: A When you think “Kaiju”, you don’t think of the UK or Denmark…hell, even South Korea seems unlikely because North Korea would just launch a bunch of missiles at the ocean in retaliation. But, we got “Gorgo”Continue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 7 “The Land That Time Forgot” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ Famed character actor stars in “The Land That Time Forgot”, a not-too-terrible adventure flick where Germans, Britains and Americans work together when they somehow find themselves on an island full of prehistoricContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 6 “Starcrash” Available on Netflix GRADE: B+ “Starcrash” is the only film I’ve seen which has David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer in its cast and doesn’t involve natural disasters while Hasselhoff runs through a burning building in bell bottoms while attempting to rescue hisContinue Reading
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 Season 11, Episode 5 “The Beast of Hollow Mountain” Available on Netflix GRADE: A- If you wanna look on the bright side, “The Beast of Hollow Mountain” is kinda like Marvel’s “The Avengers” in that both films take forever to get to the good part. But then, unlikeContinue Reading